“The Apple of Underwear”

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  1. They’re expensive.
  2. If you try to combine them with clothing from other manufacturers, your outfit will disintegrate.
  3. If they’re not comfortable, it is proof that you are wearing underwear wrong.
  4. There is no fly opening, because you shouldn’t want that anyway.
  5. Wearing them leaves you with a strong sense that you’re more special than everybody else.
  6. They have to be stored in a special drawer where no other underwear is allowed.
  7. If you have questions or complaints, you make an appointment at the Underwear Bar, where probably no appointments are available until next month.

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