“The Apple of Underwear”
- They’re expensive.
- If you try to combine them with clothing from other manufacturers, your outfit will disintegrate.
- If they’re not comfortable, it is proof that you are wearing underwear wrong.
- There is no fly opening, because you shouldn’t want that anyway.
- Wearing them leaves you with a strong sense that you’re more special than everybody else.
- They have to be stored in a special drawer where no other underwear is allowed.
- If you have questions or complaints, you make an appointment at the Underwear Bar, where probably no appointments are available until next month.